I’ve been finding myself recently having to teach my kids about the semantics of the many slang terms for human waste.

For example:

Many, but not all such words can be used as verbs. “Poop” and “crap” fall into that category (as in “I have to poop”), while “crud” and “turd” do not.

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Fortunately I haven’t yet been called upon to explain the advanced linguistic permutations of the “S” word yet. Hopefully that can wait a few more years.

Ahhh, the joys of fatherhood!